See Them Aliens Fanny Pack

Description

We aren’t saying that aliens are real, or even that our government has engaged in a mass conspiracy to cover up the presence of aliens on our planet. What we ARE saying is that outer space is the dopest. This fanny is made out of polyester, is water resistant, and fits waists up to 50”. There are 3 pockets for all your lip balms and cell phones and USB thumb drives and what have you. It might be the coolest fanny pack in the universe.

All packs ship from our warehouse in Milwaukee, WI – and typically ship within 1-2 business days after ordering. Shipping is through USPS, and typically will be with you in less than a week. Our customer service policy is that we will treat you like a human being. If you have a question, ask us!

Props to you for reading this far down in the description. They say we should add like 150 more words to help our search engine rankings, but sheesh what else is there to say?! These fanny packs are freaking sweet. They hold your stuff so your hands are free for wildly unpredictable dance moves, they look sweet as heck, they make your butt look great, and they come with a free stick of some quality SPF15 lip balm. If that doesn’t sell it, I don’t know what will. Buy one for the whole fam.