Unicorn Fanny Pack

Description

Strong, majestic, regal, totally real. All words that describe fanny packs (but also unicorns). This baby blue baddie is sure to be the hottest fanny pack in the game for 2022 and beyond. Don’t you want to live in a world where unicorn fanny packs are a thing? Yea, us too. Buy one.

All packs ship from our warehouse in Milwaukee, WI – and typically ship within 1-2 business days after ordering. Shipping is through USPS, and typically will be with you in less than a week. Our customer service policy is that we will treat you like a human being. If you have a question, ask us!

Props to you for reading this far down in the description. They say we should add like 150 more words to help our search engine rankings, but sheesh what else is there to say?! These fanny packs are freaking sweet. They hold your stuff so your hands are free to spit some fire with full range of motion, they look sweet as heck, they make your butt look great, and they come with a free stick of some quality SPF15 lip balm. If that doesn’t sell it, I don’t know what will. Buy a desert fanny pack for the whole crew.