You bet Jurassican Fanny Pack

Description

Introducing the dino-mite accessory of the season: the Jurassic Fanny Pack! This prehistoric pouch is perfect for storing your essentials while you triceratop around town. Don’t be a stegosnore, grab this T-Rexcellent addition to your wardrobe and you’ll be the talk of the dino-club. It’s Veloci-rapper fastened, so you won’t have to worry about it getting lost in the tar pits. Whether you’re a herbivore or a carnivore, this fanny pack will make you feel like a real sauropod. So don’t be a fossil, get your hands on this Jurassic accessory today!

(^AI wrote this and it was too hilarious to not run with it….thanks computer god.)

All packs ship from our warehouse in Milwaukee, WI – and typically ship within 1-2 business days after ordering. Shipping is through USPS, and typically will be with you in less than a week. Our customer service policy is that we will treat you like a human being. If you have a question, ask us!

Props to you for reading this far down in the description. They say we should add like 150 more words to help our search engine rankings, but sheesh what else is there to say?! These fanny packs are freaking sweet. They hold your stuff so your hands are free to spit some fire with full range of motion, they look sweet as heck, they make your butt look great, and they come with a free stick of some quality SPF15 lip balm. If that doesn’t sell it, I don’t know what will. Buy a desert fanny pack for the whole crew.